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adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad
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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
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Colossal waves of emotion crashing,
Vanishing in the vast calm sea.
A speck of violent splashing,
Lost within the emptiness in me.
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Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it’s all just getting a little Too for me
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when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy
via 106.9 Ejacutastic FM.
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Ich: Irgendwie spür ich eine kalte Brise hier drin.
Schaffnerin: Sie sitzen im Zug.
via German Puns.





